So Much For Pathos: My Take: Skyrim

Awww yeahh I'm enjoying this game! Who doesn't?! JERKS. That's who.

Since I was given Skyrim by a man-god for Christmas, I've been playing it nearly every moment I can spare.

And that's many moments.

I was playing it so much over the holidays that after one particular session I staggered into the bathroom to brush my teeth and collapse into bed, and I was pondering to myself what flossing my teeth would grant me, skill-wise.

From speaking with others who have somehow already completed the game (?!), I've learned that my gaming style is much different from theirs. I was never one to rush through a book to 'get to the end', and I do the same thing with games. If I'm enjoying it, why would I ever want it to end?

So I'm doing all the fiddly side-quests and meandering about picking all the flowers in Skyrim. I wonder if one can get an achievement for that? >.>

This gameplay style probably would drive most gamers mad, but as I'm mad already, this behaviour only makes me stronger!!! FOOOOOOLS! MWAHAHAAAAA!

What can I say about Skyrim as it pertains to playability, graphics, n stuff n stuff?

Not much.

I am playing it on the lowest resolution because my laptop is apparently crap. I am playing it on a lower than HARDCORE difficulty setting, because my skills are apparently crap. But I can speak for the immersion, because even while playing the vanilla game on low res and with menu lag, it's STILL incredibly immersive for me, and I adore it.

I never really got into the other Elder Scrolls titles. There was something about them that wasn't a fit for me. People might accuse me of having a 'casual gamer' mentality, and that you're not a true gamer unless you're playing something SO counter intuitive and indy and difficult and unfun that it MUST be good?.... Or maybe true gamers are just pretentious dickwads.

Whatever the case, Skyrim is an RPG that I don't find too 'talky', overwhelmingly difficult, nor boringly inane. And while it can be somewhat repetitive at times, it appears to strike the right middle ground to keep all but the most contrary reviewers appeased.

If I have complaints, it's that it is obviously made for console, as controlling it on the PC is like wrestling an angry, naked bear in an barrel of olive oil.

I'd think it was my computer alone, but I've heard similar laments from other people.

The item and skills menu systems are ASS on the PC, but seem to work fluidly on the Xbox.

Also, the 'help' tab in the menu is no help at all. -.- Why bother?

I've heard the whole experience can be enhanced by the much-touted mods, but we'll see. I don't appreciate games where you have to wait to get community content it to be 'good' (or even playable) - it's part what kept me away from the other Elder Scrolls games.

Unlike others, I haven't found my copy of the game to be particularly glitchy. There have been a few instances, but nothing that turns me off playing (in fact, watching huge Mammoths spaz out and dance across the landscape is highly entertaining to me).

Now I'll astound you with thousands of amazing screenshots of my adventures:

Check out my awesomeness. Wood Elves forEVA!
Actually, I'm not all that psyched about the wood elves. Their special ability is to befriend animals? LAAAME.

That's no moon... wait. Yes it is.

I got a staff to make a familiar. Nuts to that. I sold it immediately after conjuring this doofus. My Patronus is NOT a dog.

More pics after the break...

My special new horsie that cost me $1000! We make good team!

My special horsie that cost $1000 and I pose for family portrait.
Friggen dragon in the background is such a photo-bomber. He'll die for that.

Well THAT's $1000 down the drain! Goddammit, horsie. Y U NO stay out of barfights?
( I needed an 'elf' name, so I just typed randomly and added an apostrophe. I can't even pronounce it.)